1本目は"Joke"。
Malkovich: Weather?Siri: Nice weather comming up today through Tuesday!Malkovich: evening?Siri: You don't have anything on your calender for this evening.Malkovich: Fantastic. Linguica?Siri: I found 5 restaurants whose reviews mention Linguica fairly close to you.Malkovich: joke?
Siri: Two iPhones walk into a bar. I forget the rest.
Malkovich: That's funny.
Siri: Was it something I said?Malkovich: Yes, it was.
Malkovichが「何かジョークを言ってよ」とSiriに聞いたら「2つのiPhoneがバーに入っていきました．．続きは忘れたわ」と答えた。アメリカのジョークの多くが Two ***** walk into a bar.という出だしで始まると言うことを知っていれば、笑えるのだそうだ。
2本目が"Life"
Malkovich: Life.
Siri: Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in. And try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Malkovich: That's pretty spectacular advice, actually. Thank you. I enjoyed this chat immensely. You are very eloquent.
Siri: That's nice of you to say.
